FEMININOMENON: 5 CHAPPELL ROAN ANTHEMS FOR WOMEN’S MONTH

Alright, settle down, ladies (and gents, if you’re vibing). Today, we’re ditching the dictionary and grabbing the disco ball because it’s Women’s Month, and we need some serious bangers. And by bangers, I mean, “it’s Chappell Roan.”

Chappell Roan isn’t just a rising pop star; she’s the cultural moment–the unapologetic voice of a generation, a beacon for anyone who’s ever felt like they didn’t quite fit the mold.

Let’s be frank: Women’s Month can sometimes feel like a unicorn, a pastel-colored parade of platitudes. We’re told to be strong, empowered, and… generally polite. But what if we want to be strong, empowered, and a little bit chaotic? What if we crave a soundtrack reflecting the messy, glorious reality of womanhood? Now search Chappell Roan on any music-listening platform, and let’s get started!

We’re dissecting five anthems that resonate with women’s raw, unfiltered experiences today. Consider this a survival guide, a party playlist, and a manifesto all rolled into one.

This is not just a song; it’s a glitter-infused battle cry. Chappell Roan snatches the term “feminine” from the dusty shelf of outdated descriptors and gives it a glorious, power-chord makeover. To become femininomenon, you must walk into a room and radiate unapologetic confidence. It’s the anthem of owning every square inch of your existence, even if that existence is you being in a boardroom full of skeptical faces.

It’s a perfect track when you need a reclamation of your phenomenon being.

This banger is a delicious blend of retro-pop and modern synth magic, with a driving beat that makes you want to groove in your slickest Mary Jane shoes. Imagine a scene wherein you’re redefining your identity; this track will make you suddenly feel like you’re in an anime–with all the dramatic levitating transformations. This is the perfect anthem for walking on a runway, wearing your glorious chaos of self-discovery while giving a big, sparkly middle finger to anyone who dares to tell you how to be you.

For the ‘thought‘ daughters out there who crave freedom in expressing their crafts, here’s the perfect anthem for you. Chappell dives into the messy, exhilarating realities of female desire and liberation. It’s a celebration of autonomy, a reminder that we can explore our pleasures and find our own space. This anthem throws off societal expectations like a constricting corset.

Even Wonder Woman has her moments of weakness and succumbs to vulnerability. This track acknowledges the messy, beautiful complexities of human emotion. It reminds us that it’s okay to feel deeply, to love fiercely, and to embrace the full spectrum of our experiences. We are reminded that we are humans and not flawless robots.

For every woman who’s ever been told to “calm down” or shrink themselves to fit into societal standards, this one’s for you. Let me warn you before you hit the play button: it’s an infectious bop. It’s difficult not to stand up and dance along its sizzling beat. So take the world head on, and sing H-O-T-T-O-G-O, you can take me Hot To Go!

There you have it! Chappell Roan shows us what it looks like to break free from expectations and create your damn reality. She’s indeed for the girls, for every woman who’s ever felt like she didn’t fit in. These songs remind us that our voices, stories, and experiences have a place.

There’s still time to ditch the tied ropes and let’s fully embrace the FEMININOMENON!